The difference between men and women - Shoes

A light hearted poem about shoes (and stereotypes that might be true)

The difference between men and women - Shoes

Men have

A smart pair, and casual pair

a work pair, and a pair for the garden

Plus wellington boots, and hiking boots

and football boots, and tennis trainers,

and going down the pub trainers, and trainers for going for a run,

A pair for every function.

Equipment and uniform.

Women have

A black pair, a brown pair, a cream pair, a red pair,

A high-heeled pair, a low-heeled pair, and flats,

Crocodile, suede and leather,

Everyday, fancy - for weddings,

and for popping to the shops,

Knee-high, shin high, toeless,

Gappy, strappy, flip-floppy, trotty,

For teetering and tottering,

Slip-slapping and smacking,

A pair for every outfit, climate and mood,

And every combination.

It’s always justified,

No-one denies